That puts me in mind of the stories of hell I have read, especially the one where Jesus Himself gives the tour. He explains [in the story] why so-and-so is there, but His compassion seems to be gone. It struck me as just so wrong...

In the ET version of things, I can picture Jesus saying something like, "Hang in there, kid, it only lasts forever!" It's like something from a bad Monty Python skit.
